Zechs from Gundam wing and a bottle of Whiskey. I love it. Ok well its all good over here. Im still bored though...............................sigh. Hey does anyone know the answer to question.............o nevermind. O BUT I JUST REMEBERED!!!!!! My mommy said i can have a BDay party!!!! I can have 10 people spend the night!! 10 its amazing. Thats the most people i have ever had at my house in my life!! And even spend the night. More good news. My mommy back isn't as bad as they thought. At first they though she had slipped a disk and she had dead nerves. She got results back from her MRI and its only swollen. But its still bad, she has to go in for Physical Therapy. Well, enough of the blues how bout some more funny stuff.
CHIKYU:: Remy Labeau with no actual apppearnceon the first season of XMen Evo., usually worked as the camera man or the papaya-kart guy. After season one he thought that he might need a better job.
Piotr:: Me and Remy went looking for jobs, of course this was before the whole cast call for Evo. We saw this ad in the paper for "Burlington Coat Factory" and since Remy always wears his trench coat we figured that might work out.
Remy:: When we arrived there Piotr accedently set off the metal detector, but that didn't stop him from trying to get in.......................man that was one crazy chase seen..........oh and I got the job.
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**Jack Black jumps in with a guitar in hand and starts to play and sing** He is the disco dancin RAGIN Cajun from the land of the occasion, Mardi Gras!!!!!!
**Remy jumps into the scene with his staff in hand followed by ninjas, then he begins to fight them**
Jack Black:: He has the accent and with the red eyes and if im not mistaken he likes........ pizza pies. He swings his staff like a licorice whip, LICORICE!! One card throwin som'bitch fu**** blazin cards and now he's teaming up with "Burlington Coat Factory", Mad Guitar Solo!!!!!!!!!!!
**Remy throws several charged cards at the ninjas causing them to run away. jack runs after them swinging his guitar like an axe. Remy then looks into the camera.** And remeber............don't do drugs.
Jack Black:: And remeber to always rock respobibly!
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CHIKYU:: This commercial aired once during the Super Bowl but people didn't know what it was for so they just voted for Jesse "The Body" Ventura.
Xavier:: We didnt know how to tell him that it sucked.
Hank:: We had to do it gently as to not hurt his feelings.
CHIKYU:: So they left the task to none other than, The Peoples Chaimpion, The Rock.......and I believed the taped it.
<::ROLLS HOME VIDEO CLIP::>
Rock:: We are live! Hey Gumbo how ya doing..........hold on...........hold on, let the Rock say something....Do you hear that?!?
Remy:: Da Remy hear not'ing.
Rock:: You dont hear the millions......*silence* and millions of the Rocls fans. **The Rock jumps out of a 12 story window, lands on his back then hops back up** You'll never catch me.
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Xavier:: But he turned out to be a little insane due to exposure to Johhny Knoxville and Sean Willaim Scott...so we just had Rogue do it.
<::CLIP::>
**Rogues walks up behind Remy and smacks him in the back of the head** YOur comercial made me sick to be alive.
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Remy:: Remy then met Ben Stein dis one night n' we hit it off.
Stein:: Call me crazy, but if i recall he was trying to get my autograph.. He was trying then i got into my car and drove off. Remy decided to not take no for an answer and jumped on the hood of my car while I was going 50.
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Tina Fey:: Hey Jimmy, geuss what?
Jimmy Falon:: What Tina?
Tina:: Its time for a dramatic reenactment with Chris Katan.
**Katan runs out dressed as Remy** Hey I'm Remy.........look theres Ben Steins car. **JUmps on a Matchbox car and rolls around**
Jimmy:: Thanks Chris...that was terrible.
Tina:: For Jimmy Fallon Im Tina Fey, saying good night and have a pleasent tomorrow.
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Stein:: The lawyers said i should give him a jobto make him forget about suing...so i did, in a commercial.
Lance:: Remy doesnt always think things threw......like "Clear Eyes" ad.
<::CLIP::>
Remy:: When you get dry, red eyes, reach fo' "Clear Eyes" it stops irritation 'n red eye better then the leading brand.
**A scrren shows comparison between effect of leading brand and "Clear Eyes on Remy............(think about this folks)**
Ben Stein:: Cut..........this isnt going to work.
Director:: We'll make it work.
**Eight stage hands tackle Remy and held him down and poured buckets filled with eye solution into his eyes**
Wow that was long...............hope you had fun!!!! | 
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Guess who this is.........................................This hotties name is James Bamford and guess who he's supposed to be.............................................GAMBIT IN THE NEXT XMEN MOVIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! This guy is H-O-T-T...........................I love him alot. The third moive comes out May 5. 2005. The thing is they say he'll only have a cameo. A CAMEO?!?!?!! Colusus had a cameo in the X2 movie. That was like three freakin seconds. Three Freakin Seconds!!!!!!!!!! I want alot of my SEXY CAJUN NEW ORLEANS MAN!!!!!!!!!!!!! Anyway, I'll cool off. Hey but there is also a rumor that Orlando Bloom will be playing the wonderful Remy LaBeau in the XMen movie.
